Feb 23
1. Unplug printer from the wall.
2. Firmly grasp the printer by the power cord.
3. Swing the printer around your head three times like a medieval flail.
4. Let loose on your intended victim. Aim for the head for a stun.
5. Aim for the back of the neck if you want a lethal kill.
Answer:
Ask Captain Kirk, he would know that for sure!